Deathly howls of laughter….

Oh BBspot, how do I love thee?

Thank them for bringing us The Top 11 Ways Harry Potter Dies in Deathly Hallows:

11. Gets very drunk on butterbeer and has one-night stand with Dementor. Finds out its “Hump of Despair” is way worse than its “Kiss of Death.”

10. Scar actually a time bomb set by Voldemort, making Harry’s head explode in a bloody mist.

9. Luna Lovegood provides Harry with some bad acid. While tripping, Harry thinks he can fly without his broom and dies jumping from window in astronomy tower.

8. Heart attack from high cholesterol brought on by a lifetime of eating sausages.

7. Murdered by Ron after Hermione gets caught holding Harry’s wand.

6. Smothered by Veela breasts.

5. Disgruntled Snitch frees a bunch of Bludgers and sends them after Harry.

4. Decapitated by Hogwart’s Express in game of “chicken” with Draco Malfoy.

3. Trampled by a mob of liberated house elves.

2. Becomes Animagus. Turns into mouse. Gets eaten by Hedwig.

1. Harry becomes paralyzed when thrown from back of Centaur. Inspires wizarding community with inspirational struggle towards recovery, but dies from bedsore infection.

But the fun just doesn’t stop…….

Part 2

Evil wins indeed.

~ by tenmiles on February 26, 2007.

4 Responses to “Deathly howls of laughter….”

  1. If you like this, maybe you should read “Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody”.
    Funny in a shameless way indeed.

  2. “Contracts bird flu from infected owls”


  3. Yeah, I think it was the ‘Hump of Despair’ that finished me off.

  4. My wife is a Harry Potter fanatic. She’d love this!

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