Necessity’s bastard children……

Just following through with an idea I had this morning. There are certain inventions, or re-inventions, so ingenious, so insidious, so ludicrous, that I stand awe-struck by their sheer redundancy. I want to meet their creators, congratulate them on having so little faith in the intelligence of humanity.
I’m guessing there are others who can appreciate the magnificence of these inventions, so I thought why not create a meme, and let’s find out just how many of us there are.
So, I’ll start the list, and you continue it by posting the list and adding your own entry(ies). Please leave a comment if you’ve added something, so I can keep track of the list, and don’t forget comment moderation is enabled, so your comment won’t appear instantly.
Here goes…….
1. Patterned toilet paper. There’s nothing quite like wiping your arse with little fluffy clouds or butterflies……

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~ by tenmiles on December 4, 2006.

4 Responses to “Necessity’s bastard children……”

  1. So, Mr Rabbit… does shit stick to your fur?

  2. Mc(fucking)Donald’s.

  3. 1. Patterned toilet paper. There’s nothing quite like wiping your arse with little fluffy clouds or butterflies……

    2. Drive up cash machines with instructions in Braille……

  4. See Parenthesis for my suggestion ….–>

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