Shiver me timbers…
Avast, ye Scurvy Scum, Arrr!!!!……..I have indeed taken on the image of a pirate gleefully hoarding the contents of Davey Jones’ Locker, as horrible an image as that may be.
A rather grand birthday week culminated on Friday with the long overdue arrival of my Amazon package. So if you will allow a quiet gloat or two, my loot consists of a good few musical banquets, Haruki Murakami’s Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World, Jeff VanderMeer’s City of Saints and Madmen and Jon Courtenay Grimwood’s Stamping Butterflies.
For those curious as to the details of said musical banquets, I submit the following for your disentanglement:
You don’t find your way, the way finds you
On the ashes of a cigarette
A little too late to wait for fate
So tell the angels what you’ve seen
Scarecrow shadow on the Nazarene
Rapid sleep through benediction
In strange planes
Back seat drivers
In dead cars
In the darkest of your furthest reaches In other news, Lucretia has done some work on the various segments of the collective story crossing ‘leitmotiv’, which now stands as a short story or, more hopefully, the seed to another branch. Time will tell…….
Ten Miles will most likely be a place for quiet reflection over the next few days, as yours truly embarks on a journey to the darkest depths of sadomasochism, otherwise known as ’study leave’. Exams start on Friday, so pray that I come to my senses and depart the country well before then.
Thanks again to all who so unexpectedly left birthday wishes, if I don’t turn up in some wild corner of Borneo, I shall return soon!

A late Happy Birthday and best wishes on upcoming exams!
Good Luck – don’t over-do the coffee!!!
I’m not often rude (err…) but this has to be said: merde on your exams (for it to be good luck, you CANNOT thank me).
YAY! Birthday boy! Looks like you pulled in a good score. i know i’m late in wishing you a happy b-day as you seem to have had one – so i will wish you a happy year instead!
oh boy…don’t start Hard Boiled Wonderland & expect to get studying done…
We know you will be back, for we have learned to rely upon your wisdom and other shit.
Good luck with exams. Email me when you’re procrastinating!
I remember it’s my turn, actually.
Good luck with the study stuff .. what with all the distractions and all.
Sigh. Beck … Sigh … Beck … Sigh … practices Jedi Mind Trick on Amazon
Borneo sounds sweet right about now….
and happy Bday, honey!
Happy Birthday to you!!!! And thank you for the sweet birthday wishes on my site.
Good luck on your studies as well.
Oh and here’s a studies/pirate joke for you…
What is a pirate’s favorite subject in school?
AAAArrrrithmatic!
for some reason i am reminded of the pirate substitute elementary teacher who occasionally wanders around my head -
indeed, lots of luck on exams
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